@PeterPixyHarrison I've really missed Wolf's story (and yes, I'm one of the few that actually read the story). As a writer and illustrator myself, it's been a few months since I've done anything with mine as well. Primarily for the same reasons as have been stated multiple times in this thread (so I won't repeat them again. I don't want Wolf pulling all his hair out and end up bald on top like me..). The thoughtful and creative ideas that have been posted here are excellent, and very encouraging! Thanks to all for your contributions!

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