I like presents.
Especially when I'm getting them.

I don't know why my parents gave my brother presents.
They could have cut out the middleman and just gave them straight to me.

Don't try to trick me with squishy presents.
I know they're just socks.

Every kid knows the truth.
Christmas is just hide and seek with prizes.

Finding a present from Grandma was terrifying.
You know it's going to be something that if you wore it, you'd get beat-up.

Famous last words at Christmas.
Thanks for the lawn darts, dad.

When you find the long skinny box, you start chanting.
Please be a BB gun, Please be a BB gun.

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