Hi Folks! Don't forget Mother-in-Law 1.05: enters the system (usually as an attachment to the master Wife 1.0 file) and immediately begins changing all the default system preferences. In extreme cases MiL 1.05 has been known to undermine all known security settings (including Locked Door to Bedroom 1.0), disrupt phone connections, and even invade mail. Frequently runs an applet called Force Wife 1.0 to Take Sides: available on all platforms. (In real life, Mother-in-law 2.0 was wonderful, R.I.P.) And don't forget Brother-in-Law 1.1 A real worm: responsible for an incredible drain on system resources (especially near Refrigereator 1.1 and Bathroom 2.0) and can display significant memory loss with any attempts to install Pay Back Loan Reminder 7.0 or greater). Peter (Dr Zik)