Augh! All these good suggestions!! Well, maybe we can crank these out as freebies; the "magic fingers", bible, do not disturb sign.... I'll see if we can't crank out a motel freebies pack..... The shower would have been a great idea, but we stuck to a jacuzzi because (a) it's contemporary, and (b) a lot of talented artists have already put out free showers. I imagine any one of them could be used in the bathroom....