Careful Ron, you're bordering on pesonal attack there. While you have your oft-quoted dictionary to hand, you may like to look up "Irony" and "Sarcasm", as these both appear to be words that while you may know the meaning of them, you appear to have absolutely no grasp regarding their application. To coin a phrase, you wouldn't know either if they came up and bit your arse. As for intelligence, DON'T lecture me on the usage of English. Because it IS my first language, unlike you, who uses a bastardised, dumbed-down and usually misspelt version.