he needs some very funny boxer shorts or maybe,i have a cousin that when we were kids,this is before they made super hero out fits for kids,he used to dress up like superman.he would wear a set of his sister's leotards,tie a towel around his neck,and put on a pair of fruit of the loom jockyshorts and kneesocks over the leotards.i can still see him running thru the yard with his with his arms stuck out in front of him,pretending he was flying,and while he's doing this he's he's asking us,"is my cape sticking out like superman's?"on second thought i think the towel wasn't tied,but had a elephant size saftypin in it.sounds like he was retarded or somthing,right?150 IQ.anyway hope this gives you some ideas for your character,i still think he looks like adam sandler.i have to go and blackmail someone now,buy.