All right, peejay, if you really want an answer to your question ... I hope a description will do since I never modelled or rendered it. The weirdest form of transport I ever dreamed up was a dragonship manned by insane dwarven pirates. Think of it as a cross between Nemo's Nautilus and a Viking longship, carved entirely from stone, and kept afloat with magical runes. The sails resembled wings. The neck was fully articulated, and a gunner sat in the head, armed with a flamethrower.