But wait! Theres more! If you order in the next five minutes, well double your order -- thats right: well take your kit from an already generous 6 oz pail to a whopping 12 oz tub! Thats like getting an entire four-bedroom house FOR FREE! But were not stopping there! If you order in the next three seconds, well include a complete set of .pp2 Ginzu knives! They can cut, they can slice, they can julien fry... and with the miracle of Poser technology, they never need cleaning!!! Just toss them back in your Runtime folder when youre done and they come out sparkling new every time! BUT DONT GET THAT CREDIT CARD OUT YET! Oh no, my friends, because if you call in the next ten seconds, well send you a free .pp2 sample of our Tropicale Hard Drive Cleaner! Removes dirt, grime, and those hard-to-clean viruses, and leaves your harddrive with a fresh lemony scent! And all this for the amazing low price of... what was that again, Alice? Thirty dollars??? Have we gone completely insane??? Somebody stop the marketing department, folks, before we lose our lease!!! Order now!!!! (This add-on offer not good in Texas, Tennessee, Utah, or anywhere else, for that matter.)