What about scanning strips of used film, either negative (color or b/w) or dia positive...than creating photomontages with them and the pictures you have...than distorting them as you like...
Sounds impractical, no..?
And also, if you ask me whether I can do this or not...I can't...
...But, ask Antoonio or another master Photoshopper... :)

Dear PunkClown, it's nice to meet you with your face...
How old is your youngest..?
Since I dealt and played with 8-months-old baby of my nephew for ten days during his and his family's visit just before the new year, I saw that my feelings about becoming a father started to change radically...towards the positive...
Your youngest is a healthy and beautiful child.
Best regards. :)