I took a bit of liberties with the lyrics above to customize them to my own liking... ;) It is the Bard in me, I canna' help it ;p Here are the real lyrics... Bedlam Boys For to see mad Tom of Bedlam Ten thousand miles I'd travel Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes For to save her shoes from gravel Chorus Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys Bedlam boys are bonnie, For they all go bare and they live by the air And they want no drink nor money I went down to Satan's kitchen For to get me food one morning And there I got souls piping hot All on the spit a-turning Chorus Me staff has murdered giants And me bag a long knife carries For to cut mince pies from children's thighs With which to feed the fairies Chorus This spirit's white as lightning Would on me travels guide me The moon would shake and the stars would quake When ever they espied me Chorus And when that I have murdered The man in the moon to a powder His staff I'll break and his dog I'll shake And there'll howl no demon louder Chorus For to see mad Tom of Bedlam Ten thousand years I'd travel Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes For to save her shoes from gravel Chorus