The Los Angeles Y2K update. The Griffirh Park Zoo computer chips went haywire late last night. The cage, and gate, doors opened automatically. A herd of elephants escaped from the zoo, rampaged through a Standard Brands paint store and emerged from the wreckage covered in pink paint. Sober citizens who claimed to have seen pink elephants running through their neighbhorhood were promptly arrested and tossed into the nearest drunk tank. A troop of monkeys attacked the Glendale Mall, dressed themselves in women's clothes, and then began leaping about on rooftops. An orangutan, in a Poe t-shirt, was seen waving a barber's razor. For the first time in the Zoos history someone actually saw the Kiwi Bird. Some street bums cooked it for breakfast unfortunately. What else happened? Stay tuned. Fonseca