VS, Bwahahaha! Remember, when I say "football" - I mean the oblong ball, made of pigskin! Not a soccerball. The only thing the Aussies can compete with us in is Alligata wraslin' (ever see that guy Steve on Animal Planet?) and boxing. I would like to see Mike Tyson go up against one of your kangaroos. It would be hard to tell who is more civilized.