I can see it now ... Friday afternoon ...







3:56 PM -- Mystery model arrives at the DAZ store



3:59 PM -- Anton's beard arrives at the DAZ store



4:02 PM -- DAZ servers crash due to overload



5:00 PM -- Global unrest; riots in the streets



6:23 PM -- Major cities in flames; reports of cannibalism



7:41 PM -- Mass suicides; governments overthrown



8:17 PM -- Martial law declared; The Simpsons is cancelled



9:04 PM -- Somewhere in northwest Montana, a baby cries



9:23 PM -- Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky, rivers and seas



boiling, forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes,



the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats



living together, mass hysteria



9:56 PM -- DAZ servers go back online; peace is restored



(except in Montana)