"Here lies JeffH - Beloved Husband, Father and Pillar of the Community" snicker That did sound supiciously like a eulogy din't it Jeff? Man... time to count your fingers, arms, legs and relatives now... Just kidding. ;] Seriously, all other crap aside, Jack's speaking truth here. You have done a hell of a job here and there over the years.

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

• Monkeysmell