"I eat tofu, use essential herbs and oils, and make my own soap. Does that count?" That's a pretty good start. But there are a few more questions I need to ask before I can confirm your nomination: 1. How many times have you watched the "Woodstock" movie? 2. Define the following terms: stash, narc, trip, The Man 3. Name 3 gurus. 4. What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? 5. Who is the Walrus? Explain. 6. 1,2,3, what are we fighting for? 7. Do you own or have you ever owned a Volkswagen? 8. Have you ever thought the walls were melting? 9. True or false: Dylan is God. 10. Are you experienced?