I speak that wacky Canadian French, myself ... And I really couldn make hide nor hare out of Legume's keen lingusitic insights. Runninin it backwards through the online translator we get a form of English rich in poetry all it's own: "Liftan, American am me without cheese on the armadillo thus with the prohibition of me it is absurd! You do not tie not chickens and let us espadons sleep on the train of France to my basket of cat." Sheer eloquence! :)~