I know you're just joking, Freakachu, but I'd REALLY like some quality pants for the dog, cat and horse. I think it's OBSCENE the way they are portrayed here, and don't EVEN get me started on the REAL LIFE OBSCENITY of naked animals. I mean, there are cops on NUDE HORSES in the park! I can see their wee-wees a poopy-holes! And people strutting their dogs around like some kind of WHORES. And I swear, they need to just NUKE those horrible dens of animal perversity they call Zoos. I swear, they might as well just have a "Kids get in free" day at the the PORNO THEATER.