I can see it now...how such events perpetuate nearly unchanged through history... Dragon: Watch out, Sir Knight, lest I toast thee with my fiery breath so horrible! Wrooaarr! Knight: Avaunt, foul beast! Begone, and set free this fair maiden, lest a fate most foul befall thee at mine own hand! Dragon [blasts Knight with fire, Knight ducks]: Take that! Knight [to Maiden Fair]: Hold mine beer, and watch this...