well... it's not as bad as the guy who wanted to swing onto the stage on a rope. in rehearsal, he swung in and climbed down the rope just fine, but in rehearsal, he wasn't holding a microphone in his hand. so at showtime, he was rather at a loss as to how to climb down.... and ended up smashing into the back wall. and then there was the guy doing, well, the typical rock star thing with the microphone, there, and... well, it had a little antenna or switch or something pointy on it, and he kinda.... impaled himself in a tender location. but i'm sure you don't want to hear about all THAT.