LOL! Wish we could do something about the pond water, I think there's mutant fish in there with 3 eyeballs and fins on their stomachs, the kids catch them but I can't imagine anyone actually eating them....it's owned by the county and is apparently part of the county water system (which explains why we have a water purifier :-P). There's about 8 of these big old guys (although Rasky's the biggest) along with your regular garden variety box and snappers, but I sure wouldn't use any of them for soup! :-)