How about Baldie? Ow, ow, stop hitting me! Seriously, I think she's a dead ringer for Lucille Ball. Slap a red head of hair on her and call her "Lucy".

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy