Poppi opened this issue on May 31, 2002 ยท 20 posts
Legume posted Sat, 01 June 2002 at 9:43 AM
I don't use Poser to express any hidden fantasies about naked badass chicks with swords, or to fantasize myself as a warrior. To be honest, my REAL LIFE has been WAY more twisted than Poser could possibly create. I've spent time in jails and foxholes. I've done some wild and dangerous things with weirdos, psychos, criminals, cultists, bikers and soldiers, and have had my way with more women than I could ever count. Some of those gals were weirdos, psychos, criminals, cultists, bikers and soldiers, too ;) And I should have been killed at least a dozen times, yet I usually walked away unscathed. So I really don't need a fantasy life. However, my real life experiences HAVE affected the way I perceive my world. My perceptions (as if you haven't noticed) are somewhat skewed, to say the least. Inside my head, there are whores and devils, angels and armadillos, evil clowns and dancing cheeseburgers, all in a perpetual pie fight. Poser (as well as every other graphics app I own)lets me unleash my mental pie fights on an unsuspecting world. As for my life right now, I'm a married suburbanite with a red Sears lawnmower and a collection of dusty guns that have been hanging on the wall, unfired for years. And that's the funniest thing of all.