either: A. I'm a filthy rich, philantopist who doles out large sums of cash to those I think deserve it or to whom can tell me in ten words or less why I should share my vast fortune with a complete stranger... B. I work in an office supply wholesaler warehouse on the recieving dock... C. I am the missing link between man and the lower species and am exhibited in side shows at carnivals around the world.... ...take your pick....most people think it's "c"