So, the 'mist' alludes to the millenium pong rising off the millenium poop, right? :o] And it was Jane who produced it...... Does the cook have to do with the kind of food that went into it, like chili con carne or something? That would tell us a lot about its appearance, pong, etc. This is getting really scatological! Well, logical is what you need to be, puzzling with clues like this one. :] FishNose - off the rails completely