ronknights opened this issue on Jun 22, 2002 ยท 25 posts
Legume posted Sun, 23 June 2002 at 10:51 AM
Cute little bunnies with bloody inscisors Pretty wrapped presents with gruesome surprises Sweet little princesses, magic pink ponies shoved in a grinder made into baloney Fish hooks in underwear, scorpion stings These are a few of my fav-o-rite things. Shiny new toys for the children to play with Questor's cool guns for the children to slay with Shooting Timmy Jenkins off his playground swing These are a few of my fav-o-rite things. Poking around in my enemies' brains Pushing the buttons that drive them insane Sleeve filled with Aces to beat all their Kings These are a few of my fav-o-rite things. Posting at R'osity and starting flame wars Selling my t-shirts like some kind of lame whore Using the TOS to deflect poo folks fling These are a few of my fav-o-rite things.