Remember the time the Watch caught a troll for breaking-and-entering?

*Two uniformed trolls were standing in front of Sergeant Colon's high desk, with a slightly smaller troll between them. This troll was wearing a downcast expression. It was also wearing a tutu and had a small pair of gauze wings glued to its back.

"... happen to know that trolls don't have any tradition of a Tooth Fairy," Colon was saying. "Especially not one called" -- he looked down -- "Clinkerbell. So how about we just call it breaking and entering without a Thieves' Guild licence?"

"Is racial prejudice, not letting trolls have a Tooth Fairy," Clinkerbell muttered.

One of the troll guards upended a sack on the desk. Various items of silverware cascaded over the paperwork.

"And this is what you found under their pillows, was it?" said Colon.

"Bless dere little hearts," said Clinkerbell.