Some might remember a certain, former Senator Smute from Utah who, in an election year, sponsored legislation to ban lascivious images. A reaction appeared in a Washington paper that went something like the following.

OK, Sen. Smute from UT
seeks to ban smut of ill-repute
Smite smut fiercely Oh Sen. Smute
Smite for honor and for truth,
for us, for them and people of UT,
for religion, for America,
for mothers, for hysteria.
Smite smut to protect our youth
to stamp out all that is not cuth
Smite smut Sen. Smute,
even when the going's tough
For smut when smitten is front page stuff.