"She had more pit hair than I have hair..and it was scary... I told them steroids were a bad idea." I know this may come as a surprise to some of you, but left on their own, womens pits are capable of producing quite a thatch. In fact, nature pretty much designed them that way. Peculiar idea, huh? I, for one, kind of like it. Stubbly pits with chalky anti-perspirant caked in the creases just never struck me as sexy. When I see an attractive woman in public with unshaven pits I tend to think of in as a sneak preview.