Pork? Bleahh!!! Beef, maybe ....

Haven't you heard? Man is the "other white meat."

(Just kidding. Honest. It's a joke. If you were a dragon, you'd be laughing your scaly arse off now. It's really popular among us carnivores. Like the way you say that everything tastes like chicken.)

I visited that website some time ago, while hunting for farmhouse blueprints. Completely unrelated to the contest.

As for the contest, I've been remembering a number of old shows, including Lassie, The Waltons, and Petticoat Junction (of which Green Acres was a spinoff).