Bikermice are nothing if not quick. besides we all study the martial art of "Talk Fu" and are all graduates of "The Famous Adventurer's Correspondance School for Heros". gone indeed(he-he.) Force = mass times acceleration . ? G2M1 = G2M2 ? anyrate perhaps a rating of 2000 lbs/ inch^2 is too much to ask from mere wood. perhaps using T1 titanium steel and an arc welder, the device might work as planned. thumbscrews? ouch !!