So he's screaming and fussing, not wanting to sleep. Me. I'm exhausted and recall a friend of mine's motto "better livign through pharmacology". Thus was born the following lullaby, sung to the tune of Eidelweiss: Benadryl, Sominex, baby's getting so tired Phenobarb, Valium, baby's going to sleep now Drugs make you feel however you want However you want whenever Dramamine, Ambien, baby's gone to sleep now. Sung in a low resonant voice at low volume, this both did the trick and garnered looks ranging from amusement to apoplexy from the few passengers seated within earshot. (and just in case this isn't eminently clear, this song is totally tongue-in-cheek. I'd never actually give sleeping medication to a child!) ;-) Anthony