It was born a small black child in the summer of 1998... And then it was kidnapped from the loving arms of it's parents, Ian Grey and Willow Dannan and raised by corporate labratory rats in the lairs of Bondware Inc... [Parental Quote: "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?" "Oh.. Same thing we do everynight Pinky." "Otay Brain - but this time YOU get to put the leiderhosen on the rhinocerous"] Where, after many years and numerous retroactive abortions, it became the shopping mall we all know and love today... joined in it's struggles to maturity along the way by multiple net wierdos. Not, however, before it swam upstream and spawned multiple offshoots including at least two small rebel outposts secretly planning it's destruction. Leaving us with it as it stands today: Renderosity - one foot in the future, one foot in the past, and a couple of onlookers throwing banana peels. ;]

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

• Monkeysmell