I would never intentionally set fire to a comic book, Lyrra. Who do you think I am? *Gleep?* The fact that I too guard warehouses for a living is sheer coincidence ....

I'm willing to donate a barely-tested "Resident Evil"-style conforming shoulder armour with conforming harness, shown above, if anyone wants it. It's currently fitted for Victoria, but I could easily make it conform just as badly to Posette, if the winner wishes. Keep in mind that I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to conforming stuff, so caveat emptor.