Funny??? You think this is funny? Well let me tell you one thing. Jackson is by far one of the finest men I know. Why, a lot of you might not know this and I'm sure he's too modest to tell you this himself, but he once saved his toenail clippings for a whole year just so he could donate 'em to the starving children in India to use to fill their pillows so they could sleep comfortably during the hot monsoon season. No one had to ask him. He'd read in National Geographic about how the humidity caused feather pillows to rot so he took the initiative! Back during that Lorena Bobbit incident, he was the first civilian to offer to donate his services to form a search party and look for the missing member. When those terrible hurricanes swept through Florida a few years back, destroying all them businesses and homes, it was Jackson that started the "S*** Happens" campaign to provide moral support and encouragement to the victims. Next time you see one of those bumper sticker you can thank Jackson! When Charlie had me pinned down back in '73, and I thought I was for sure a dead man, it was Jackson who ran, ran, ran, through a hellish nightmare of bodies flying every which way and the tortured screaming of young blondes and brunettes, just to pry him off of me. I learned two things that day. First, don't make fun of those guys on the cheerleading squad. Second, if a rattlesnake were to bite me on the hiney, I could trust Jackson to be the one who'd suck out the poison. In my book, Jackson IS "the man" (meaning no offence to you Mr. Kupa). If I have to grow up. I want to be just like him. Except for the finger thing. It's NOT funny. And a Big "Happy Day After Your Birthday" to you, Jackson!

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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