Forum: Community Center


Subject: When was Renderosity born?

Jackson opened this issue on Jul 31, 2002 ยท 66 posts


Legume posted Mon, 05 August 2002 at 10:10 AM

It was terrible. The bullets were flying, people were burned up in fiery seas of napalm, there were mad monkeys and weasels screwing in the trees like mad monkeys and weasels, RIGHT IN FRONT OF NUNS AND CHILDREN, Ironbear was running naked through Renderosity, screaming, a chainsaw in each hand, Jack and Ed were shooting lust-maddened monkeys and weasels out of the trees with machine guns, Radart was changing his nick every 30 seconds, Stormrage was looking real nice in her low-cut battle armor, Willow's still-living severed head was being used as a soccer ball/sex toy by enraged forum lizards, and all the while poor sweet gentle Dr.Legume was crying out, "PLEASE! EVERYONE! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?", and then a horde of Vicki Valkyries flew down from the sky on magic pink Pegasuses (Pegasi?) and carried the valiant dead off to Virtual Valhalla, and the survivors all went down to the Quik-Stop and had cherry slushies. Did I miss anything?