Ha-ha! I've been called a lot of things, but never a 'veritable font'. I guess you mean I'm a 'real character'? LOL 'Scuse the horrible pun. mac PS And no, I DON'T have Encarta, the 'Disneyland version of the Encyloepedia' PPS Xena...I saw LOTR in the theater, but if you're dealing out spankings, can I have one anyway? PPPS On second thoughts...I'd rather be the spanker than the spankee. PPPPS On third thoughts, forget I said that. mac goes back to studying 'Zen and the Art of Perversion'