kupa opened this issue on Aug 05, 2002 ยท 53 posts
Nosfiratu posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:18 AM
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal FireFly Renderengine. This is a song about a whale. No - This is a song about Poser 5. That's right: It's the Poser Poser Five Five Song. Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Five! I don't think your renders are good enough. That's alright. I'll teach you how to render. I'll teach your grandmother to use procedural shaders! Now boys & girls, let's try it again: Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Five! If'n you ain't the grandaddy of all animators! The non-Poser users out there: They don't know what they're missing. That's very sad. A Sketch Designer marrying micropolygons. We hinted it could be done, but we didn't tell all. Well now we have! Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Poser Poser Five Five, Poser Poser Five Five Five! OK... Too much Ren & Stimpy, too little sleep. Goodnight! :-) A