Buy a DVD burner the day before it arrives. Call work and say I'm sick. Yank the phone out of the wall. Disconnect the door bell. Install. Stare at it stupidly, unsure of what to try first. Start clicking on things randomly. Swear. Read a few pages of the manual. Toss manual aside. Click more buttons randomly. Swear more. Repeat last 5 steps quite often while munching away.