In reference to the correct condom size Ron wrote "My problem is that I seem to have no way of gauging such things by myself." ROTFLMAO Hey Ron... unless you're some sort of genetic mutant... I'll give you one clue how to gauage the size of a normal condom. and if you are a genetic mutant (ala Mr. Ed) then my hat's off to you! (Heck, you could probably be a hat stand!

I came, I rendered, I'm still broke.