Hmmm, maybe I should give it a go, I'm pretty good at explaining things to clueless people.... I still have about 7 unfinished tutorials for poser 4. (getting the tutorials onto a web page is really the tricky part) I could really use a job (and an advance copy of P5, lol), after my hubby injured his back. What do ya think, instead of boycotting Mort, give him some competition instead?