What's going on? Well, first we got a tentative release date on Poser 5. This caused the fires of Hell to freeze over, reducing the temperatures in the Renderosity computer chamber, where Lennie and Squiggie, the twin gerbils who power the server's hamster wheel, became very cross about the harsh work environment and refused to run another step until we could get them some sweaters. Needless to say, we can't just buy off-the-rack for them, so it took some time before we could meet their demands. Then the barbarians showed up at the gate, wanting to know about Poser 5, naked Vickies with swords in temples, etc. They also asked for candy. We gave them directions to DAZ and Curious Labs, and handed out some Junior Mints. They left quietly, but not before setting fire to the OT Forum, just for the heck of it. And then Legume ... well, we really don't want to talk about what happened with Legume. The incident is too painful to relive. The horror, the horror ....