Sure those cows go out to the glitz and glam of southern CA thinking they'll make it big in hollywood like their heroes, Elsie, the South Park Cows and the Hershey's Cow. But sadly, more often than not you can see them homeless, languishing on the sides of the road doing anything for that next hit of Bovine Growth Hormone or worse yet just giving up and becoming yet another tasty menu item at McDonald's. How do you keep them down on the farm when they have seen the bright lights of the big city. It is an udderly depressing story. memaci