Ok, maybe pirates are kiddies. You people act like bunch of 12 y.o kids. How do you know it's a real deal? Did you download it? Tried to crack your Poser? No. Don't even try it. Might as well be a virus or worm. The real crack won't be stand alone. When Poser's cracked, everything that comes with Poser 5 will be floating on the net.