My first thought was of Dennis Miller (no, I'm NOT on his payroll). Then I thought of a comedian I liked sometime back who had red-orange hair and a strange way of squinting his eyes and flicking his tongue left and right at his punchlines. I forgot his name. He died of cancer, I think. He did one heck of a story on his endoscopy (?). You know, the TV camera on the end of the cable up the colon. I enjoyed reading it very much. Maybe you have a few more descriptive "rants" to offer up.