DocMatter opened this issue on Sep 14, 2002 ยท 9 posts
geep posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 11:47 AM
The Scotman had overindulged in adult beverages so he decided to lay down next to the road and sleep it off.
Two young ladies were passing by a spied the Scotsman.
"Oooo!, do ya think they wear anythin' under their kilts?" asked the one young lass.
"I dunno." replied the other, "Let's take a wee peek."
So they carefully lifted the sleeping gentleman's kilt and, sure enough ... there was nothing under it ... except the Scotsman.
"Let's have a wee bit o' fun." says the first lassie as she draws a blue ribbon from her hair.
She ties the ribbon around his manhood with a pretty bow and they both have a good chuckle and continue on their way.
Hours pass ..............
The Scotsman wakes up and realizing the need to relieve himself, stumbles over to a tree.
He lifts his kilt and notices the ribbon.
"Ach, laddie," he proclaims, "I dinna know where ya bin, but I see ya took firrrst prrrize!"
cheers, (and beers)
dr geep
;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
edited 10/5/2019