Back in the bad old days in Belfast when British security forces used to tell that very joke to Irish Nationalists to taunt them, the standard reply ran something like this.

(pointing to the crown forces Doberman) "Does your dog know how to put out fires?"

"No, why?"

"Ah that's a pity, 'cause your armoured car is on fire!"

Sorry, but one bad joke deserves another. ;0)

On the issue of deliveries I live just 6 miles from the CL Dublin officed and have not got P5 yet (pre-ordered) but Schlabber in Germany has. Figure that.

Regards
STORM