I used to love the old Wimpey joke which went Englishman says Wimpey stands for.........We Import More Irish Each Year Irishman says Are but Wimpey backwards stands for....You English Pigs make Irishman Work. And the Irish tell Irish Jokes as well, but they poke fun at Kerrymen, so if you are Irish substitute Kerryman for Irishman. And I am not predudiced, I am part Irish, and both my sons live there. In fact the youngest must nearly be a neighbour of Storm. All this because I am upset about not getting P5 yet.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."