To dialyn and cambert: glad you liked the story. I had to cut a lot out to get it under 500. Look at the e-mail address in reverse and you'll figure it out. Anyone can create an e-mail account with bogus info. For example, my mail2world account lets me choose from hundreds of domains like gambler.com or alien.com. In the original Neil shouts to his wife who's in the shower, "I'm going to buy a truck, I'll be home before lunch!" She replies, "Okay, but it better not be a pile of shit!" "Love you, honey!"