"Unbelievable... Tell me this is a joke " Sorry guys, I can't let this go on. I'm going to have to spoil the fun. ["Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! But... !} Nope. Gotta be done. You caught us out. It's a joke. See... we all got together one day in the secret merchants forum, at the behest of our ringleader, ClintH - whoshalleverbereffered to only as "C", and... being bored silly, said amongst our selves "Gee, been a long time since we had a major product rant followed by a merchant lynching, and the natives are restless". And then we all loked at each other and said "Er... so?" And "C" said "Never mind that - it's got to be done. Everyone is getting bored with Poser 5..." So, we put our heads together and hammered out a plan. And looked upon the plan and said something like "kEwL! Any volunteers?" And Eowyn, brave soul that he or she is... well, you get the picture. Don't blame Eowyn. It was mostly my idea. And it worked too. ;]

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

• Monkeysmell