Apparrently Paddy was giving his rendition of the River Dance outside a pub in Red Square...forgot about the one leg problem & knocked himself out when he slipped on the ice...when he woke up he'd forgotten where he left his pedalo & had to get word to CL by carrier pigeon... CL have now dispatched a satallite (carrier pigeon with binoculars) to search for the pedalo and Paddy may need to look for employment elsewhere if & when he gets back....which could be some time. This is getting really sad....sorry :O)